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Table Talk: Overheard at the Big Island bridge table

(Please submit your quotes along with the speaker`s name and the circumstance around the quote to Audrey.)

``You`ll get it when you get older.``

Lloyd Shoemaker (93+ years old) to his partner when his partner (<50 years young) miss-bid a Gerber convention response.

``I don`t understand. They got the top board, but they didn`t make their contract.``

A new contract bridge player.

``My partner is humming a hymn. Maybe he wants help playing the hand.``

Deanne Barkley

``My opponent is humming a hymn. I`ll hum a her.``

Deanne`s opponent

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